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'That the German bakery industry made a turnover of around 12 billion euros in 2006?',
'We eat the equivalent of over 9 million large loaves of bread every day.',
'Bread is the major source of fibre in our diet, providing a quarter of our daily intake.',
'There are three basic types of bread - white, brown and wholemeal.',
'The workers who built the pyramids of Egypt were paid in bread.',
'An average slice of packaged bread contains only 1 gram of fat and 75 to 80 calories.',
'A family of four could live 10 years off the bread produced by one acre of wheat.',
'One bushel of wheat will produce 73 one-pound loaves of bread.',
'Farmers receive approximately 5 cents (or less) from each loaf of bread sold.',
'Bread is probably the one food eaten by people of every race, culture and religion.',
'Murphy\'s Law dictates that buttered bread will always land buttered-side down.',
'Legend has it that whoever eats the last piece of bread has to kiss the cook.',
'Sliced bread was introduced by the Wonder Bread Company in 1930.',
'Scandinavian people have been eating rye bread for centuries.');
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